It's time for a gnome party! Gnomes have so many things to celebrate! It's a good day to be a gnome. Not so much a good day to die, but then we don't know many gnome klingons! That would surely be a frightening breed!! Gnome power is power supreme. The world domination summit assures us of that. Not being human it cannot absolutely corrupt. Put away your wicked ways and embrace gnomia. Gnomes, however, still favor burning witches at the stake. Even practitioners of the world's oldest 50 year old "religion" of wicca! Burn witchy burn. Bring some marshmellows and enjoy the warm orange glow of witchen embers. Mmmm toasty warm! What's the best kind of witch? An immolated witch! Which way to the party you ask? You would ask wouldn't you. You're so gauche. There are so few useful contributions made to the world anymore by the French. Gnomes used to like the french, but their yellow streak is so.. so.. so gauche!

Gnome emo? Sure runnnig the world can be burdensome. Someone has to take the responsibilty for world affairs. Don't contemplate gnome suicide! It's not the orange gnome way. Orange gnomes have a strong constitution. Buck up!

Those muslims can be annoying. Remember back in 800 AD when they tried to take over the world? Silly muslims, world domination is for gnomes. And their ever so catchy "convert or die". So loving of them. They were put in their place. The crusades merely tried to put the world back the way it was. Then the pesky muslims tried world conquest almost a half dozen times more. They're at it again, but with time with bombs! When will they learn it's not their right place to control the world?

Instead take a picnic at CAMPSITE 43.